I have compiled here, to the best of my ability at this time, a list you must follow this weekend as you occupy your dwelling:

1.) Get a good night’s sleep.

2.) Eat well.

3.) Stay away from other people, especially those who are ill.

4.) Watch boring TV.

5.) Read — Oh, got you there!

6.) Sleep again.

7.) Socially distance again.

8.) Eat again.

9.) TV again.

10.) Get along.

That is all. Goodbye.